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Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Potong Zaka?
Two old friends - Apek and Ali were having a conversation recently ....
Apek: Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?
Ali: Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...
Apek: ?!! err ... saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..
Ali: Apa problem?
Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aahh ... dia punya performance tadak bagut... manyak cinang semputloh ...
Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong. tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...
Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?
Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap main woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut..
Apek: ???!!! err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??
Ali: ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha ... saya punya 6 inci laa..
Apek: ??! Tiu nia ma... lu jangan main2 haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..
Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens his trousers)
Apek: Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lu punya lanchiau..
Ali: Abis... lu tada percaya..saya tunjuk la..
Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau... Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka.. bolo punya olang..
Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja..
Thursday, May 07, 2009
JH CHILL LA CHILLLLLL LAAA XD
Monday, March 23, 2009
Chan Mali Chan
OKAY. Its easter holiday. I'll have a month's break from all the work. In this 1 month i will be MIA from everything because tommorow i'll be going on a trip to czech republic (Prague) - Austria (Vienna & Salzburg) - Hungary (Budapest). And i'm so in holiday mood now that i wakes up at 1pm and sleeps at 4am. hopefully this wont affect my trip lol. i'm gonna be so drained. take care and i'l be back in a fortnight. BB