Potong Zaka?

Two old friends - Apek and Ali were having a conversation recently ....

Apek: Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?

Ali: Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...

Apek: ?!! err ... saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..

Ali: Apa problem?

Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aahh ... dia punya performance tadak bagut... manyak cinang semputloh ...

Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong. tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...

Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?

Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap main woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut..

Apek: ???!!! err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??

Ali: ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha ... saya punya 6 inci laa..

Apek: ??! Tiu nia ma... lu jangan main2 haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..

Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens his trousers)

Apek: Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lu punya lanchiau..

Ali: Abis... lu tada percaya..saya tunjuk la..

Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau... Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka.. bolo punya olang..

Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja..

Bukan potong zaka la..... proton saga........

JH CHILL LA CHILLLLLL LAAA XD

lol jh i see u so stress in facebook.chill abit la jh..put a smile onto your face and have a 5 mins break.go and take a bath.take a small walk.then continue again k!good luck jh! and take care!

Chan Mali Chan

I don't know why but the chan mali chan song was stuck in my head when i wanted to write this..

OKAY. Its easter holiday. I'll have a month's break from all the work. In this 1 month i will be MIA from everything because tommorow i'll be going on a trip to czech republic (Prague) - Austria (Vienna & Salzburg) - Hungary (Budapest). And i'm so in holiday mood now that i wakes up at 1pm and sleeps at 4am. hopefully this wont affect my trip lol. i'm gonna be so drained. take care and i'l be back in a fortnight. BB

Please shaking those Hips punjab boy lolol

aww man i got this video from an email i received. awesome entertaining shitz. seriously. MUST WATCH. He HE.

Tuco is Sheetz

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TUCO!
I miss owning you in CS

ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG!!!

SHEEET!

I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING BUT APPARENTLY I DIDNT STUDY NUTS FOR THE PASS 40HRS LOL OMGOMGOMGOMGOMOMGOMGMOMGOGMOG.

*chills*

screw that i had a fever,and when i stare at the notes,the words started to blink laaaaa.so effing lame(yes they do blink,or glow,or whatever it is but i'm losing my focus easily)

:( sigghs..needa burn midnight oil like crazy now la..sob..