Potong Zaka?

Two old friends - Apek and Ali were having a conversation recently ....

Apek: Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?

Ali: Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...

Apek: ?!! err ... saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..

Ali: Apa problem?

Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aahh ... dia punya performance tadak bagut... manyak cinang semputloh ...

Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong. tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...

Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?

Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap main woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut..

Apek: ???!!! err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??

Ali: ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha ... saya punya 6 inci laa..

Apek: ??! Tiu nia ma... lu jangan main2 haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..

Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens his trousers)

Apek: Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lu punya lanchiau..

Ali: Abis... lu tada percaya..saya tunjuk la..

Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau... Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka.. bolo punya olang..

Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja..

Bukan potong zaka la..... proton saga........

JH CHILL LA CHILLLLLL LAAA XD

lol jh i see u so stress in facebook.chill abit la jh..put a smile onto your face and have a 5 mins break.go and take a bath.take a small walk.then continue again k!good luck jh! and take care!

Chan Mali Chan

I don't know why but the chan mali chan song was stuck in my head when i wanted to write this..

OKAY. Its easter holiday. I'll have a month's break from all the work. In this 1 month i will be MIA from everything because tommorow i'll be going on a trip to czech republic (Prague) - Austria (Vienna & Salzburg) - Hungary (Budapest). And i'm so in holiday mood now that i wakes up at 1pm and sleeps at 4am. hopefully this wont affect my trip lol. i'm gonna be so drained. take care and i'l be back in a fortnight. BB

Please shaking those Hips punjab boy lolol

aww man i got this video from an email i received. awesome entertaining shitz. seriously. MUST WATCH. He HE.

Tuco is Sheetz

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TUCO!
I miss owning you in CS

ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG!!!

SHEEET!

I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING BUT APPARENTLY I DIDNT STUDY NUTS FOR THE PASS 40HRS LOL OMGOMGOMGOMGOMOMGOMGMOMGOGMOG.

*chills*

screw that i had a fever,and when i stare at the notes,the words started to blink laaaaa.so effing lame(yes they do blink,or glow,or whatever it is but i'm losing my focus easily)

:( sigghs..needa burn midnight oil like crazy now la..sob..

Aerosmith Part 2. =D

I don't wanna close my eyes~~
I don't wanna fall asleep cos i need to study~~
N i don't wanna fail again~~

=DDDD
lol joking la i've never failed for my life and i dont want it to happen in my sem 3 damnit.
touch woooooooood!
:P

Yes Ah part2

.....OK! Haiya basically i'm kinda fark up over here la and guess what my room temperature is 13Celsius wtf SO COLD LA DIU DIU DIU! but still after reading ur post i feel the warmth again.. Oh yes ah shit so corny. Anyway, yes asses 0601PM6 (i have to put 0601 because not every year's pm6 is up to our par) rocks la. This blog is the perfect evidence. I doubt that there is any other class who has their own blog, even if they do it will be SO DEAD; at least ours is still going quite well, but we need more ppl to check and post la. Hmm actually i really feel very happy whenever there is something new up there. Thanks to you guys to keep this thing alive. Even though u just post a wussup cibets here it will still be very comforting to me.

Yeah we miss PM6 and all the college life. But now we are all in separate places, separate timezone, separate bunch of friends. We have to move on i guess. Move on as in not the move on and forget everyone kinda thingy. I think it will be better not to dwell on previous memories and keep stuck at that moment and miss them. Why not using those as a base and build it even further? For me the distance is like a challenge. It is an obstacle to see how strong we are in this relationship. not the gay relationship but this PM6 family's bond. Why not update everyone about what you have been doing and what you have been thinking, which girl or guy you are going after, which lecturer is shitz, which bastards are annoying which guy or girl has recently became your good friend? describe more about these then maybe next time when we talk it wont be like: eh 'how are you? I'm fine thank you' kind of situation. of course everyone is busy, but it will be great and much appreciated if you do update abit. oh and thanks to asses, jennie and daniel for posting :) well i shouldnt say thanks coz this is OUR FARKING BLOG cibets. :) :) :) kla i see what u all post next then i will put up something right after nyeehehehe

Yes Ah

My heater broke down. I have to wash my hands and dishes with 6 degree Celsius water. I froze myself over the night cuddling in bed with my thin sheet of duvet, afraid of rolling to other side of the bed which wasnt heated up by my own body warmth. The title of my 1000words essay and 500words essay for my coursework, I has not even decided yet. Lecture notes piling up, half planned easter trip, messed up house, washing machine not working properly, ............and I'm hungry right now eh fark let me go eat first i'll come back continue this..

i miss u..u...u..and U!

It's like 3am over here now..gosh my eos is coming and i still cant find the mood to study..all i've been doing for the past few days was just staring at a whole pile of notes in front of me and day dream..as day goes by i'm getting even more stress..grr!!sometimes i just feel like burning all the pharmaco,microbe,biopharm and physical pharm books..i hate all of em for making my sem 3 life hard!

And after reading jennie's post and going through our blog for the past 1.5 hours..i've decided to post something here instead of studying for my EOS which is just 11 days away lol..shit i'm soo screwed i still got like damn alooooooooot to study la omg omg omg omg omg *panics*

I really miss u guys alot alot alot..I miss the good old days when we used to spend together in labs,classes and in asia cafe..i miss the time we spend in ftz pawning all the noobs and all..i miss the time we spend together during lunch, i still can recall all the good memories we had during lunch time, all the jokes(especially those racist ones) and laughters.(when i was typing this one thing crossed my mind,i dont seem to recall any other classes spending their lunch time together as often as our class does,somemore, in a big gang,consist of almost all the members of the class, woot! 0601PM6 rocks!!) And not to mention, all of the class trips we had before.

Actually i used to wonder if i'll miss college after i pass out. Now i'm sure i miss the people, u guys mostly. And i’m sure i miss keat ying's ride to and fro, early in the freaking morning(6am,i used to complain to nam alot why the heck she wants to go college so early,but its actually worth it to avoid the jam), the 30mins I spend in her big ass pajero listening to music and sleeping, sitting beside faggot nam,with kjie sitting in front. I also miss the atmosphere(especially the one at 6.30,we reached early that day, both me and nam were sitting on the bench outside the lab, the little garden there,the air was fresh and the sky is still dark,it was all quiet..i wont forget that scene.). I also miss all the toilet trips we had..And i can remember we used to sneak out to eat during short break time,especially before ms suzie's class..I can recall there's once ms suzie was really mad coz we entered the class 15 mins late ><. I even miss the tom yam fried rice i took in "As u like it". Gosh. I miss everything and every single moment we spent during the 1.5 years.

Then again, I think that college life is like life itself. It’s unfair, it’s got its share of days which make you feel like you just want to stay in bed, and its share of phases when you can’t wait for tomorrow to arrive. Its got more than its share of injusticeness, trials and obstacles, heartache, pain, sorrow(what else?), but in the end, it’s all worth living.

U know, for a moment i wish our college life is 15 years instead of 1.5. But heck, life has to go on, and, i hate life. Kays, back to my pile of book now. Hope u guys doing fine over there, and remember to take care no matter where u are. *missing u guys alot.each and everyone of u* :)

From Me to You :)

hey guys, it's me again. I was feeling a tad bit nostalgic while going through histology notes (wth, i know) and flipped through my old blog for some mugging inspiration and read through my college years (daymn we're old) this was my favourite post, so I decided to share it with you guys, in case u missed it then:
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I can smell the rain from my window.
May 5, 2007 at 12:01 am (sleepless nights)

i’m done with dreaming dreams that are out of my reach. realitistically speaking.

i’m glad you found me. and i’m glad we’re still friends.

and yes, i do have what ifs. and thanks for making me wonder again.

thanks for showing me that this isn’t my only road i can choose to take.

and that at least i know you’re just as scared to take the other..
so that i don’t feel so alone anymore.

knock knock knocking on heaven’s door.

i sat down on a table in a place so familiar to me.. i sat down with the people who i’ve only known for the past year and still getting to know.. and i feel so at peace with myself, with them and with everything that is happening. i see their faces and can’t help but wonder what they would be like few years from now. whether i’ll still be able to remember this thought crossing my mind today…on just how much i’ll miss sharing my 8-3 hours with them every single day.

how much i’ll miss shouting across class to retaliate to insults

how much i’ll miss toilet visits, plastic, japanese boy

how we will cross the streets oblivious to other bigger motor users!

how we’ll spend the first five to ten minutes of break deciding on where to eat, only to later change our minds and stand at the guard house going through another five to ten minutes again of deciding and how we’ll always be stupid enough to stand under the sun on top of that…

how we’ll whine and moan and complaaain to ms suzie for giving us so so so
much homework without any sense of remorse or pity..

how we joke and push each other in class, or the times when the guys run out of the toilets
and in and out the corridors chasing each other and ending up sweaty in class,
or the times where we actually can see the serious sides of each other…

how we’re there for each other in times of need, comfort,
a bit of slapping, and waking up… but i know they’re there…

sigh, i’ll miss this bunch.

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actually, I still do :)

7 things by miley cyrus, plus another 18 and that makes 25 things.

im gonna list 25 random things or observations HERE rather than on facebook. this way only the ppl whom i want are gonna read this. go figure lol.

1. as the title says miley cyrus, Yes i admit i have Two of her songs : 7 things and see you again.

2. i'm proud about admitting shit like that. But i also feel paedo about it.

3. u know how doctors u see in hospitals look really nerdy? i bet they were the weak specky types that got pushed in the sand and then had big bullies kick sand in their face.

4. HOWEVER, they are gods incarnate in hospitals. It's amusing to see the hardcore gangsters and lalas suck up and be oh-so-nice and polite and stuff to their family physician. That's the way lah.

5. I still love Your Guardian Angel. lol.

6. I've only seen One pretty nurse so far. Jun Hao agrees even though he's never seen her before.

7. How awesome is number 6?

8. I have to read CSU, do PBL, write a report about the 2 weeks in alor setar, catch up on a while bunch of stuff and yet im here writing this.

9. I realized u dont get to keep all your friends. Boo-hoo, cry me a river.

10. Pls tell me where i can find a nice girl ie. one who isn't completely evil so that i can walk right up to her and ... and .... tell her she doesn't exist.

11. hahahha. something something something. Yes, im running out of things to write and i am at THIS VERY MOMENT thinking about changing the title to make the total 11 or 12. BUT NO I WILL SURVIVE. I WILL PERSEVERE.

12. Med school has taught me perseverance. Aye, One must persevere to finish writing crappy 25 list thingies. If u think i'm crapping then answer me this. If u can't finish a list of 25 crappy thingies then how are u gonna treat a whole patient? BWAHAHAHA pwned.

13. chokychoky i need the darned COD4 dvd so i can play with you online... I MISS COD 4

14. I have the pictures of 2 drawings of my name, one on a big sketch book and another on the wall of a shack. They were done by somebody i've never met before in real life. Know him from blueserver. He just did the name art and showed it to me. I didn't know he did it until he showed me.

15. Number 14 really scared my pants off in a rather pleasant way. And no he's not gay, just really into art. Apparently DATY looks good done artistically. RIght like i'd know? art and i are sworn enemies.

16. Which brings me to this : the most fun i've had in art class was in form 2 and i held a brush in my hand, to paint on Vishnu's shirt. (we had an argument. and for the record, he started it.) our shirts looked better than our art paper at the end of the day :D

17. I just told Asses im writing this. ( like im talking to him on MSN now after a game of NOTD)

18. I hate the whole of UK because it stole our best friend away from us. ZZZ. Boo-hoo cry me a second river. Tool.

19. I hate it when ppl use the abbreviation "e" to denote the word "the". Don't we already have an abbreviation.... "d" works just fine. don't fix it unless its broken, and e is just stupid. don't give me that nonsense about e with the line on top is the correct abbreviation for the cause I DONT SEE ANY LINE ABOVE YOUR E SO ITS JUST A DUMB DUMB "E" TO ME AND ALWAYS WILL BE.

20. ahhh, that felt good to let that out ^^^^^^^^^

21. I need to come up with a less childish looking signature that is so easily forged. Seriously. (ps anybody wanna help me with this artistic shitz? refer to point number 15 and 16 about ART)

22. There is a CSU lecturer who is a short middle eastern guy. has a beard. VERY NICE GUY. seriously. but that didn't stop soembody in my batch from calling him Mister Taliban.

23. the worst part is i found Mr taliban a really funny nickname. I hate myself.

24. I miss you guys. Oh and i hate singapore too even though i was born there and spent the 1st 5 yrs of my life there. IF YOU'RE READING THIS JENNIGU U BETTER LIKE HECK APPRECIATE IT. this is eating into my "study" time. ahahaha.

25. I end this with a prayer that God will lead us all back together safe and sound for many a happy meeting soon and always. :D God bless y'all, i mean it i really do i really really doooz. Pew Pew Pew. Amen.

Happy Valentine's

Another stupid video i made. Hope i didnt frighten u guys..

JH's Guide To UK

Live Cheap Spend Wise Enjoy Life - JH’s Guide to UK

Version 1.0 Copyright : JunHao

Things To Know About UK

What They Eat:

• Food la duh. British food sucks unless you are a fan of steak, fish & chips, cereal and beer.
• Potato, potato and potatoes. They never have enough of this. All different form of potatoes ranged from mashed, boiled, steamed etc etc.
• You can actually find some nice restaurants serving authentic food from other countries because they hire some cheap illegal immigrant cooks. No complaints.
• Their favourite Chinese food: sweet & sour chicken =.=
• They drink water from the tap. Only the cold water is drinkable. If you guys are not used to this you can buy some tap filter from markets to filter your drinking water.

What They Speak:

• English. Different part of UK you will hear different accent. Takes some time to understand some accent such as the Georgies.
• Few popular Cockney slangs:

1. Come down from the f******apples (stairs)! - apple & pears
2. Hey this dude is my gay china (mate). - china plate
3. I smell raspberry (fart). - raspberry tart
4. I like to grab Bristols (titties). - Bristol city

• British say ‘Cheers’ means Thank You. Don’t yam seng with them.
• Manners are important. Say ‘please’, please.
• British have their way of saying hi. If you see one comes to you and say:

1. You alright?
2. How you doing?

That just means hello normally. There is no need to think of anything to reply other than -I’m fine thank you- unless you want to start a conversation.

• How to start a conversation? Talk about the weather! British always do that.
• It is important to shake hands when you meet someone, especially when introducing yourself.
• Some girls hug or kiss you when they greet. Don’t get high or embarrassed. Damn I thought that cute Swiss girl liked me when she kissed me on my cheek L
• Point the ‘peace’ sign the right way (with your palm facing outside). You won’t want to get yourself being beaten up without knowing why.

What They Do:

• Everything closes at 5pm! WTF? No mamak no CC. Some shops close on Sunday. Sad.
• Cinema is not a popular hangout place. They rather buy a DVD and watch it at home.
• They walk a lot. Freaking expensive public transport and petrol.
• Facebook.
• Without a dishwasher, they have a weird way of washing dishes. First fill up the sink with water, soak all the dishes, squeeze the cleaning-up liquid into the water and then scrub the dishes. Without rinsing they wipe it =.=
• If you haven’t been clubbin before, this is the place to break your clubbin hymen. Even good boy like me go once in awhile.
• Bars and pubs are their hangout place instead of mamak. No more milo ais or teh ais. They will be replaced by beers.
• Rare to find British who don’t drink alcohol. They love getting drunk and do 3P everywhere. Whats 3P? Puke, Pee and Poop.
• They love fancy dressing. Sometimes you will see guys running around with G-string.
• F***.
• I reiterate this again. No mamak!

What They Think:

• Malaysians live on trees, and belongs to Singapore.
• Americans are idiots
• They have no idea what are fish balls and bolster.
• They call Fries à Chips, Potato chips à Crisps.
• Pants = Underwear. Don’t tell a girl that her pants are nice.
• Weird music taste. They like cheesy stuff. I know some British who doesn’t know who is Lifehouse wtf.
• Don’t tell them that you are Chinese or Indian. They will think that you are from China or India. Most of them don’t know the ethnicity stuff in Malaysia so be prepared to explain to them.
• White guys like asian girls. White girls dislike asian dicks.

Before Coming

Packing your luggage is always frustrating. This is a simple guide:

Food To Bring

Most of these foods can be found in Asian shops (Including Indian shops). Obviously they will be much more expensive. I will put a * beside those that I’ve never seen being sold around here.

• Maggi mee. Of course.
• Milo. Rarely sold in shops.
• A1 Bak Kut Teh herbs packets
• Lee Kum Kee oyster sauce.
• Soy sauce
• Thick soy sauce
• Chili sauce.
• *Ikan Bilis (dried)
• *Belacan
• Lemongrass – freaking expensive if you cook curry often
• Herbs for soup? Ex: Gouji, Dong Guai, Pao Sam etc
• Chinese tea packets
• *Chinese sausage (Lap cheong) – Meat stuff might not be allowed anymore
• All sort of Chinese new year biscuit.
• *Tom Yam Paste
• Mushroom
• *Ba Gua/ Yuk Gon/ Dried pork
• *Chicken/ Pork Floss
• Curry Paste!!!! – Good ones are hard to find

Clothes To Bring

This section is mainly for guys.

• Bring lots of underwear! Because of the cold weather you might not change your clothes that many times but you need loads of undies if you change it every day.
• There is no need to buy a lot of jackets/sweater. Just bring one that you think will keep you warm and come over to buy as there are more selection and more suitable ones. Loads of hoodies to buy too.
• Guys bring some shirts and also a set of formal wear. There will be ball and formal things to attend. Also can be used for clubbin and stuff.
• Bring T-Shirts! You can bring old or ugly ones coz you are gonna wear few layers anyway or cover it with your jacket.
• Bring a pair of sport shoes, and also a pair of leather shoes. You can buy nice ones here. A pair of slippers will be cool too.
• JEANS! You will wear them most of the time.

Things To Bring

• Money, passport and important documents
• LAPTOP! THIS IS YOUR LIFE HERE
• ID card that shows date of birth such as driving license. Need it to enter pubs and clubs.
• Stationeries. It is damn expensive if you buy here.
• Batteries
• Blank CD/DVDs
• External hard drive. You will love the internet speed here. Gigs of porn awaiting you horny assholes.
• Condoms if you want to lose your virginity here.
• The liquid for contact lens if you use one coz its expensive here.
• Medicine.
• Alarm clock if you don’t want to buy one here.
• Camera is a must. I’m sure you gonna travel around.
• Mp3 players for boring lectures
• A4 papers and test pad if you can afford the extra weight
• Some RM when you go back home
• Bag? Handbag?
• Personal hygiene stuff. I would recommend that you bring some and if they don’t suit you, buy some coz diff weather and humidity.
• Lip bums and some skin care stuff if you wanna look pretty or gay.
• A set of cutleries just in case
• Thumb drive
• DON’T BRING PEPPER SPRAY. It is classified as weapon. No one will wanna rape you.

Extra Advices

• Be yourself. Don’t try to pick up their accent because eventually you will sound really weird and everyone HATES you. Well just don’t use too much ‘la’s la.
• Try to mix around with different people. Don’t just stick with Malaysians. If not whats the point of coming oversea?
• Approach the British and talk to them. Don’t expect them to invite you to join their circle. You have to take the initiative.
• NatWest will be the bank that you want to open your account with. HSBC is good choice too. Other just fark them.
• Bring your handphone. Then you can explore deals given by phone companies then choose some package that suits you.

Hope these basic advices help! Come to UK and have fun and realize how nice Malaysia is. Nasi Lemak Boleh!

Meeeeeeeh HAPPY BIRTHDAY JHPPT!!

JH! happy birthday and may u have a blast over there. DO enjoy your 20TH BDAY coz u are turning OLD already! NOW GO CELEBRATE...LIKE A MAN! Go get some h4wt korean chicks and make them spend a day with u celebrating your ccb bday lolololol!

*hint hint* i want the one that u showed me that day :P

I'm sorry i cant do more to celebrate your bday with u bradduh.i'm tied up with orientation here and i dont even have time to do my revision for the exam at 20th of jan wtf im screwed!but.i'll post something else up as compensation later on after i finish dealing with all those freshie juniors.

And oh.damnnnn this new batch is full of noob face and dont have...ahem...u know what i mean lololol.

K la.now go and enjoy your bday and all the best. Do not lose your ccb so fast over there. Catch up with u soon. =)

Happy Cibet JHppt !

loooooooooool.

happy ccb la ppt. Now Twenty dy. no more teens. now all Twenties dy. Old dy. Not young dy. Not hensem dy. No Chiqs dy. Hailat dy. Die lor.

THis is so depressing i better slit my wrist like on the 9th of june so that i enjoy my 19 years gao gao then prevent myself from entering 20. heh sounds like a plan.

diaoooooooooo i know we can't celebrate for you over there since u CCB PPT KNNLJLPP go NOTTINGCCBHAM, but we can nicely sing happy birthday for you here.


OMG damn disgusting pict: but u better start getting used to the "chiqs" ur gonna start getting now that you're 20..




















Okay that's the most CORNY thing i've ever seen i think. I'm MAKING POPCORN as i speak. UGH feel free to WATCH A MOVIE WITH IT. NICE BLOUSE AND THE NIKE SHOES ARE THE SECKS EH. Too Bad she got herself a Manly face. UGH i hated art in secondary school and apparently i still do lol.

AND THE PICTURE HAD BETTER NOT TURN YOU ON OR ELSE IM TOTALLY CUTTING YOU OUT OF THE BROTHERHOOD THINGY>


hahaha, Happy Birthday lah Bradduh! May the Almighty God keep and watch over you always. May we celebrate many more happy birthdays together in the yearSSSSSSSS (<------plural) to comeeeee. :)))


cheeeeeeeeeeers we miss and love you muchh! Take care beeeeech.

JunHao's NewYr ReZZo

I was thinking maybe this is a good idea for u guys to pop in and write something on the blog? So let me start first with 10 of my bullshit (actually this is my first time writing any sort of resolution):

1) Get a Korean girlfriend LOL

2) Practise guitar and become PRO! (play guitar hero?) then get some chiques

3) Shake my ass properly.

4) Swim more. Get some man boobs. Don't bounce it around.

5) Learn how to cook more variety of stuff so that i don't get bored of my own cooking and die.

6) TRY to look less sohai and TRY to grow taller. ROFL

7) Don't bullshit too much. Talk crap more.

8) Keep in touch with all you cheebuys.

9) IMMA TRAVEL EAST EUROPE!!!!!!

10) Oh. Study and stop dreaming la. Korean chiques only come in dreams.



K now.... ITS YOUR TURN BUGGERS