Hey guys, was wasting my time in youtube and encountered these 2 videos. They are made by our juniors. The 2008 batch of PM6. Seems that their LAN class has gotten more interesting as their assignments were to make videos instead of doing some stupid research assignments.
In the first video, apparently there is a freakin KOREAN in their class O.o and at around 3:00++ in the first vid, the guy who got beaten up by the korean looks like Chin Nam LMAO. And they got an indian girl called ASHVINNY!! ROFL ASHVIN YOUR SISTER???!!??
Pls do check the blog frequently and update it. Miss u all guys. Hope u enjoy the vid. Miss our time together. Will be back soon. ^.^
Monday, June 02, 2008
Monday, May 12, 2008
Funny Stuff
First-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of students.
The teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?"
Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office. While Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. Boy was
brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy.: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy.: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think Boy can go to
the third-grade."
Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?"
The principal and Boy both agree.
Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy., after a moment "Legs."
Ms Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy.: "Pockets."
Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy.: Coconut
Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer.
Boy taking charge.
Boy.: Bubblegum
Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Boy.: Shake hands
Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy.: Yep.
Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. Youtie me down to get me
up. I get wet before you do.
Boy.: Tent
Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy.: Wedding Ring
Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy.: Nose
Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver
Boy.: Arrow
Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement ?
Boy.: Firetruck
Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u dont get it u have to use ur hand.
Boy.: Fork
Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married ?
Boy.: SURNAME
Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
Boy.: HEART.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send this Boy to the University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself !"
The teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?"
Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office. While Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. Boy was
brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy.: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy.: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think Boy can go to
the third-grade."
Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?"
The principal and Boy both agree.
Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy., after a moment "Legs."
Ms Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy.: "Pockets."
Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy.: Coconut
Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer.
Boy taking charge.
Boy.: Bubblegum
Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Boy.: Shake hands
Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy.: Yep.
Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. Youtie me down to get me
up. I get wet before you do.
Boy.: Tent
Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy.: Wedding Ring
Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy.: Nose
Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver
Boy.: Arrow
Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement ?
Boy.: Firetruck
Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u dont get it u have to use ur hand.
Boy.: Fork
Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married ?
Boy.: SURNAME
Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
Boy.: HEART.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send this Boy to the University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself !"
Tuesday, May 06, 2008
Sunday, April 27, 2008
Monday, April 21, 2008
What a Wonderful World
I see trees of green
Red roses too
I see them bloom
For me and you
And I think to myself
What a Wonderful World
The colors of the rainbows
So pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces
Of people going by
I see friends shaking hands
Saying - How do you do?
They're only saying
I love you
And I think to myself
What a Wonderful World
Ohhhhh, yesss...
Ventriloquist impersonates and sings. World class performance. Hope this will entertain you guys my friend. Wonderful world comes with the package of great friends. Be happy!
Friday, April 11, 2008
Visiting Ms Nor
Hey guys!!
This is an update!! Ms Nor is allowed visitors!! Hurray!! Lets go lets go!!!
Ms Nor will be in Kota Damansara this Sunday 20th April for one day only. Then she'll be staying with her sister in Sg Buloh!
So Sunday is the only day we can actually see her. I'm going, who else wanna come just sms me and I'll give you the address and we can arrange what time to meet and all kay!!! And I propose we get her a lil gift. What do you think??
*I hope you all read this soon*
shireen
This is an update!! Ms Nor is allowed visitors!! Hurray!! Lets go lets go!!!
Ms Nor will be in Kota Damansara this Sunday 20th April for one day only. Then she'll be staying with her sister in Sg Buloh!
So Sunday is the only day we can actually see her. I'm going, who else wanna come just sms me and I'll give you the address and we can arrange what time to meet and all kay!!! And I propose we get her a lil gift. What do you think??
*I hope you all read this soon*
shireen
Thursday, April 03, 2008
Dearest Ms Nor.....
Hey everyone,
Gosh its been forever since I last saw you guys!!! Missed all of you very very much. *reminisce to all the good times and the fun filled trips we had* Ok ok, stop day-dreaming shireen! Haha!! But seriously I had the most fun times with you guys!!! Perhentian and Genting and all. Woohooooo~ Me likey me likey!! :p
But actually, on a more serious note, I'm posting this post as a dedication to our dearest mentor, Ms Nor. She has had retinal detachment surgery about two weeks ago on her right eye. She is now recuperating and because of the doctors orders, cant have visitors! So we cant go visit her until she has the permission from the docs. But she will be letting us know when we can go. So we better all get together and go yeah!!!! Please do include her in your prayers that she can and will be able to see with her right eye again.
WE MISS YOU AND LOVE YOU VERY MUCH MS NOR! GET WELL SOON!!! *hugs*
ps: I'm so sorry I haven't been keeping in touch with all you peeps. I don't get online very often coz internet in Semenyih sux!!!!! So lagging omg!! AND like a very clumsy girl, I dropped my phone and my beautiful slim fantastic handphone with the camera that can make me look very fair SPOILED!!! I lost most of your hp numbers. So, please do sms me if you have the free time just so I can have your numbers kay!?
Lots of love,
shireen
Gosh its been forever since I last saw you guys!!! Missed all of you very very much. *reminisce to all the good times and the fun filled trips we had* Ok ok, stop day-dreaming shireen! Haha!! But seriously I had the most fun times with you guys!!! Perhentian and Genting and all. Woohooooo~ Me likey me likey!! :p
But actually, on a more serious note, I'm posting this post as a dedication to our dearest mentor, Ms Nor. She has had retinal detachment surgery about two weeks ago on her right eye. She is now recuperating and because of the doctors orders, cant have visitors! So we cant go visit her until she has the permission from the docs. But she will be letting us know when we can go. So we better all get together and go yeah!!!! Please do include her in your prayers that she can and will be able to see with her right eye again.
WE MISS YOU AND LOVE YOU VERY MUCH MS NOR! GET WELL SOON!!! *hugs*
ps: I'm so sorry I haven't been keeping in touch with all you peeps. I don't get online very often coz internet in Semenyih sux!!!!! So lagging omg!! AND like a very clumsy girl, I dropped my phone and my beautiful slim fantastic handphone with the camera that can make me look very fair SPOILED!!! I lost most of your hp numbers. So, please do sms me if you have the free time just so I can have your numbers kay!?
Lots of love,
shireen
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Saturday, March 15, 2008
A million miles away but close at heart
The title says it all does it not? Correspondence to our beloved there on british soil, do not despair you are close to us still. Your pain receptors still seem to be wired into our senses; we know how u must be feeling eh. Oh well if its comfort, ironically i havent been able to replace you either so yeah we all want u to haul ass back here lol. It's getting real late here and I'm dying. Just remember don't bother wasting your jokes on those unappreciative, disparaging little buttholes over there; save them all for us we all need a good laugh. And if u got any that require any higher connection skills, Asses and I are all wide open -- toss some at us anytime XD. kk take care till u come back u noob. =D
Thursday, March 13, 2008
The moment I lay my foot on the British soil, what was in my heart was great hope of a whole new family of friendships and love. Dreams of meeting another bunch of great buddies and jimuis, maybe not perfectly replace the academical siblings whom I share my laughter and sadness with, but a glimmer of hope for at least some who can be nearly as good. After months here, that sparkle was still not found.
I always love to see ppl around me enjoy and stay happy. This is the source of my life. I enjoy other's happiness. This is why I don't mind making myself a fool and spitting out lame jokes which occasionally will have someone to appreciate it in PM6. At least someone laughs with me. Thats my joy.
Here ppl dont laugh with me, but laugh at me. Cracking jokes even with my fellow countrymen will only earn me belittling eyesights and bombardments of the word: LAME. No one shares my laughter, so needless to say there is ppl to be there and care for me here. Sometimes they do, if only they find that there is something they can gain from you, but if you are not proven worthy enough, praise turns to jeers, appreciation turns to disparagement. Occasionally there are exceptions, and i appreciates that, but the feeling of emptiness is still corroding my heart.
I miss my family, u guys and your laughters.
I always love to see ppl around me enjoy and stay happy. This is the source of my life. I enjoy other's happiness. This is why I don't mind making myself a fool and spitting out lame jokes which occasionally will have someone to appreciate it in PM6. At least someone laughs with me. Thats my joy.
Here ppl dont laugh with me, but laugh at me. Cracking jokes even with my fellow countrymen will only earn me belittling eyesights and bombardments of the word: LAME. No one shares my laughter, so needless to say there is ppl to be there and care for me here. Sometimes they do, if only they find that there is something they can gain from you, but if you are not proven worthy enough, praise turns to jeers, appreciation turns to disparagement. Occasionally there are exceptions, and i appreciates that, but the feeling of emptiness is still corroding my heart.
I miss my family, u guys and your laughters.
Wednesday, March 05, 2008
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Quake
0100a.m. and I am still up watching Whose Line on YouTube. There is no class in the next morning but I still have to wake up early to go to KMC, the place where Malaysian Night will be held and I was suppose to be there to help out on props.
Suddenly a loud trembling sound could be heard and my room shook violently. The floor vibrated and I could see that everything was shaking. 10 seconds. It stopped. My heart was still palpitating. "What the F*** was that??" Noises could be heard from outside of my room. The hallmates came out of their room puzzled and shocked by the sudden oscillation of earth. Apparently it was not a hallucination. BBC news showed that there was a 4.7 magnitude of earthquake but there is still no report of heavy damage.
Luckily I am still able to come back to see u guys.
Suddenly a loud trembling sound could be heard and my room shook violently. The floor vibrated and I could see that everything was shaking. 10 seconds. It stopped. My heart was still palpitating. "What the F*** was that??" Noises could be heard from outside of my room. The hallmates came out of their room puzzled and shocked by the sudden oscillation of earth. Apparently it was not a hallucination. BBC news showed that there was a 4.7 magnitude of earthquake but there is still no report of heavy damage.
Luckily I am still able to come back to see u guys.
Sunday, February 24, 2008
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Random
SIENzzz.... LoL...
sorry =P is juz a very random post (again), to make sum noise here ^^"
cos... its 2:15am now n i cant sleep >.<
WOHOO.... WOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (shouthing like nobody business) Kekekekekke... CIAOz...
sorry =P is juz a very random post (again), to make sum noise here ^^"
cos... its 2:15am now n i cant sleep >.<
WOHOO.... WOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (shouthing like nobody business) Kekekekekke... CIAOz...
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Wednesday, February 06, 2008
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