Feels like tonight

Ah. Bugger. It's 1.22am sunday morning. Exam is just over, I've just completed my rotation posting this past week and this is the first weekend i've actually had to myself for quite sometime. A short breather and then back into the fray for that big ass exam at the end of the year stretching over the new year and ending on the 3rd of january. ( which means im pretty doomed to suffering during christmas, missing any mistletoe making out or new year party-ing and just generally being a soggy biscuit until next year. Oh Joy I can't wait.)

Okay enough bitching, as i was saying i realized i havent posted anything for a long time. long enough time for dinosaurs to become extinct and for bitches to stop being bitches. Oh wait, cancel the 2nd part; bitches are still and always will be BITCHES. ( but i think that's for another post)

Soooo... with reference to the previous posts, JH u can finally see how far jennifer can travel now - she discovered the wheel baby. Just look at her picture there. You dont need to worry about punctured tyres if she's in the car...unless of course she caused the puncture in the 1st place. ( i am of course making vague stabs at the spare tyre around her waist). Now all that's left is for me to sit here and wait for jennie to go all apeshit on me. The time between this post and when the shit starts hitting the fan with jennie kicking my ass for this post, shall be a valueble indicator of how often jenniegu checks this blog. Anyways, jennie i kid. You look good. Sounds like you're having loads of fun...without me. Let's just say this angsty post is caused by the sour-ness of the grapes im totally sucking now.

Eish. Something kewl i did today: i finally sat my ass down and watched "the silence of the lambs" today. Anthony Hopkins totally pawned my ass with his acting. not the usual terror of a maniacal killer...more of a cold,calculated, i-know-the-colour-of-your-guts kind of killer. "So tell me Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming yet?" If you haven't watched the show, you better watch it THIS INSTANT. If you've watched it before, then you should go watch it again. RIGHT NOW. A few times. In a row.

As for uni life. Ugh. What can i say? The usual la. Trying to study, actually studying, swiftly forgetting all that's just been studied, studying it again, forgetting again, sleeping, falling asleep studying ( which seems to be the best cure for sleeping problems ), eating unhealthy food and shit(which i don't have to pay 192837491823 pounds for), interacting with bitchiz, getting pissed off BECAUSE of the interaction with bitchiz, forgiving bitchiz, and then promptly ranting about them again on the class blog. Like i said, the usual ... Shit.

Alright abit about the rotation posting that just passed. It's not like me to post stuff for the whole world to read, but since i'm already doing this i might as well tell you about the kuala kubu baru trip:

my group for rotation had 30 ppl, perhaps half or a third of which are penguins and bakkutteh haters. All in all the guys were still pleasant. but some of the penguins deserve to be...hailated. Junhao style.

Here's how it works, you take turns to get shipped off 30 ppl at a time to this little shithole in the middle of effing nowhere. Apparently they decided to give it a name though: kuala kubu baru. K la K la actually the place is quite pleasant and i liked the trip and bla bla bla. But honestly we were a tad pissed that we were paying like wad? 27k a semester to IMU and they think hey it's nice if we eject our students to some ulu place for rotation postings.

Arrived on sunday. Looked around at... a small town. Put it this way, when we passed the town centre and we saw a Maybank in one of the shoplots we were jumping for joy. ZOMG CIVILIZATION. i was all " omg omg look guys, there's TRADE going on here for there to be a bank!" lol. We were fortunate coz sunday nite is pasar malam nite. We actually got some decent food there. And then we thought hmmmm maybe this place ain't all bad after all LOL. There was also a 7-11 store which we raided everyday seeing as it's the one place that's...familiar to us. There was also One chinese restaurant ( that's right ppl! it's PORK!) which wasn't too bad, and which every single chinese IMU student has visited whenever they get posted to KKB. It's like a must. U want pork u go there. And we're effing chinese. Our heart pumps 5 litres of pork oil thru our veins every minute.

Anyhoooo on sunday we bought food from the pasar malam. And then 3 of my housemates bought beer. The strongest alcohol available was from 7-11 and it was the special brew from guiness or something... 8.8% i think. so they just took 3 bottles of the strongest shit and paid for it. Now, I was being a good boy and thinking hmmm i don't want to drink. One of the fellows didn't really want to drink much so i said i'd steal some from him just for taste la if that's the case.

Okay fine. back to the house the card games started. Baccarat and Diamond Seven. bla bla. at first the loser had to down a third of a bottle as punishment. Guess who kept losing. It was gang-bang i tell you. The effers who bought the drinks decided their drinks were more fun spent trying to get me drunk. "daniel talking ah. okay make him drink.". Bunch of Fuckers. Seriously. Fuckers. All 4 of them.

DIU MAN i tell you. after taking like two thirds of a big bottle, each time downed, i was thinking hmm okay nvm la but maybe we shud change the rules to the winner gets to decide who should drink. I was honestly actually being nice because i was thinking they bought the drinks and end up they didnt drink at all. WELL GUESS WHAT whoever won just smiled and pointed at your's truly. all in all i think i had 1 big bottle of that crap in my stomach. more or less. freaking lot of gas. fizzy like crap. felt normal la at least. just very minutely dizzy. and even that i think was because i had not been sleeping well for a few weeks so i was rather tired to the end of my strength already that night. So i guess my alcohol tolerance is better than zyin. ~.~

okay apart from having a shitty first night, the stuff i saw and learnt at KKB was really really really kewl. Practical shit. everyday we had to take a complete history from a patient in the ward. we partner up with one of our group mates and do this. and then do physical exam on the patient for CVS respi and GIT. THESE AINT TO BITCHY Simulated PAtients no more! in short i got to feel a really badass pitting oedema that went all the way up to the knees, felt hepatomegaly, presented a case on my first day punya patient ( who had peptic ulcer disease, and which we didn't know before hand, cause we're nto supposed to peep at the case files. We're supposed to take a history from scratch and then see if we can ask the right questions. YAY me because i took that whole history in chinese from that old lady because my partner is a banana. hehe and after the lecturer tried to punch holes in my report and got my other group mates to try to counter question me and pretty much try to poke a hole in my presentation, i managed to fend them off well enough that at the end the lecturer was like hmm okay very good. come here let me sign your log book to give you a good review. wheeeeeeeee ). <------------- ah shit that must have been a bitch to read i know. sorry. lazy to organize my thoughts right now. Uhhh wad else. Oh Yes. pretty much bedside manners is everything. And learning to ... manipulate the patient is ESSENTIAL. and detecting when he/she is being dodgy or slippery or just outright LYING. then nailing them with the right things. uh more elaboration next time la.

That was... the first time that we actually got the feel of being a real live doctor. lol not just the crappy let me ask u a few questions in the out patient ward shit that we have been doing up till now. we left KKB on wednesday evening. had patho workshop on thurs and then behavioural science workshop on friday. In the mean time other groups are doing other stuff according to the timetable for rotations.

OH YES BEHAVIOURAL SCIENCES WORKSHOP. my post is abit long la. FAG JUNHAO COME ONLINE FASTERER i want to tell you about it and also more about the KKB trip. Alot of funny and eventful shit happened in the past week.

Okay enough for this loooooooooooooooong post. See you guys around. nitey nite. sorry if some of the lines were abit...vulgar. OKAY WHO AM I KIDDING ALMOST THE WHOLE THING WAS STOMPING YOUR COLON. But waddehek BITE ME this is MY POST!

ps: i really do hope all of you reading this post are doing fine and are happy and blessed. (: till we meet again peeps, pls look after yourselves. i don't want no exploding colons with you guys ya.

BUH BYE! =DD